Paroles de la chanson Perverts On The Internet par Kunt And The Gang

I met this girl on Myspace, she was 16 and a half
She said that I was well buff and that I made her laugh
So I sent her a picture of me wanking in the bath

I think I misjudged the situation
She didn't want to see my soapy masturbation
Please don't grass me up to Tom

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet
I am one but don't tell my mum
Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

GIRLS: There's a lot of perverts on the internet

Trying to chat up girls and get our ding-dongs wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done

Then there was this lady I met on Yahoo Chat
We were getting on like a house on fire then everything went flat
When I asked to see a picture of her fingering her twat

I think I misjudged the situation
She grassed me up to the bod in charge of moderation
And now my user account is blocked

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet

I am one but don't tell my mum
Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

GIRLS: There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get our ding-dongs wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done

I found this girl on Facebook with whom I used to go to school
I left a little message for her up there on her wall
Of how I often think of her whilst playing with my tool

I think I misjudged the situation
She told her husband about my masturbation

And now he wants to kick me in the pods

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet
I am one but don't tell my mum
Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

GIRLS: There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get our ding-dongs wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done