Paroles de la chanson Hurry Up and Suck Me Off Before I Get Famous (Perverts On The Internet Version) par Kunt And The Gang
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Paroles de la chanson Hurry Up and Suck Me Off Before I Get Famous (Perverts On The Internet Version) par Kunt And The Gang
Hurry Up and Suck Me Off Before I Get Famous (Perverts On The Internet Version)
This song’s to all the munter’s and the mingers and the mutts,
Until this point I was prepared to overlook your faults,
If you had a bit of B.O. or an unattractive trait,
Like a little bit of facial hair or a bit of extra weight,
It was never an issue until I nearly charted,
And I realise this news will probably leave you broken hearted,
When I go top 40 and start racing up the charts,
I’ll be getting better offers off some better looking tarts.
This song’s to all the munter’s and the mingers and the mutts,
Until this point I was prepared to overlook your faults,
If you had a bit of B.O. or an unattractive trait,
Like a little bit of facial hair or a bit of extra weight,
It was never an issue until I nearly charted,
And I realise this news will probably leave you broken hearted,
When I go top 40 and start racing up the charts,
I’ll be getting better offers off some better looking tarts.
There’s only so much of him to go around!
There’s a window of opportunity from now until then,
So make the most because after that you won’t see my knob again,
Because if I raise my standards surely you wouldn’t blame us,
So hurry up and suck me off before I get famous.
Hurry up and suck him off before he gets famous!
If I had a top forty hit, I would raise the bar,
I’d scrap my V Reg transit and buy a Jaguar.
I’d stop buying Tesco Value and I’d just buy Tesco’s finest.
And girls would get all moist even ones that suffer with vaginal dryness.
I’d extend the boozer with a pool room on the side.
I’d get a proper Rolex and I’d sling out this old snide.
I’d tell Roy he could poke his job and I’d leave this dump behind.
I’d just go and splash out on the first thing that crossed my mind…a pack of pork scratching please, darling!
I’ll be up to my nuts in guts
With lots of lovely sluts,
Who’ve had their bangers out in Zoo and FHM and Nuts,
Because if I raise my standards surely you couldn’t blame us,
So hurry up and suck me off before I get famous,
I’ll be too busy with my stiffy up Jordan’s anus,
So hurry up and suck me off before I get famous.
Hurry up and suck him off before he gets famous!
Hurry up and suck me off before I get famous.
If I made the Top 40 I’d just employ the best,
So Mike there is something I must get off my chest,
We’ve been together many years,
We’ve pulled some rotten stunts,
But when I chart I’m gonna start by sacking you, you cunt!
Oh that’s gratitude!
I’ll be too busy with my stiffy up Jordan’s anus,
So hurry up and suck me off before I get famous.
Hurry up and suck him off before he gets famous!
Hurry up and suck me off before I get famous.
If I made the Top 40 I’d just employ the best,
So Mike there is something I must get off my chest,
We’ve been together many years,
We’ve pulled some rotten stunts,
But when I chart I’m gonna start by sacking you, you cunt!
Oh that’s gratitude!
I’ve got you gigs and interviews,
I’ve sorted out your press,
I’ve made so many sacrifices all for your success,
I only want the best for you I’ve worked such lengthy hours,
I even took one up the arse in the Dublin Castle showers.
Even though some people thought your song was rather naughty,
I think I’ve found the real reason it didn’t go top 40,
I was dropping some old shit off down the council tip,
And I came across two hundred of your CDs in a skip.
I’ve sorted out your press,
I’ve made so many sacrifices all for your success,
I only want the best for you I’ve worked such lengthy hours,
I even took one up the arse in the Dublin Castle showers.
Even though some people thought your song was rather naughty,
I think I’ve found the real reason it didn’t go top 40,
I was dropping some old shit off down the council tip,
And I came across two hundred of your CDs in a skip.
MIKE! YOU CUNT!
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